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The famous 5 by Joseph Frishkopf 1. Yo, momma so poor i saw here chasing a garbage truck with a shopping list. 2. Yo, momma so fat when she goes in the elevator it can only go one way... down... :) 3. Yo, momma so fat when she goes in the pool everybody know's a istunami is going to erupt. 4. Yo, so ugly when yo momma dropped you off for school she got a ticket for littering. 5. yo, momma so fat when she went on the scale it said "one at a time please"
ugly Yo momma so ugly when she went to enter an ugly contest they said "sorry, but no professionals aloud!"